Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw something to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the creature, leading some whispering. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone viral online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from here a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a tank full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will show.